Church as it could be
Perhaps I should say, "church as it will be." This morning, as I was tying my tie for my Sunday frock and April and I looked on into the mirror, I said, "If we had a baby, we'd have to get up an hour earlier." And here is the scenario we postulated:
- Wake up baby
- Change baby
- Feed baby
- Bathe baby
- Baby poohs in the bath
- Change bath
- Clean baby
- Clothe baby
- Put down baby
- Parent showers
- Other parent showers
- Feed baby
- Burp baby
- Baby barfs
- Change baby clothes
- Get baby in car seat
- Drive to church
- Unload baby
- Find a seat
- Baby poohs
- Change baby
- Return to meeting only to discover Sunday school has already started
April was quick to point out that, "With that kind of schedule, you'd need to get up 2 hours earlier." Perhaps we just will. Then all this talk about me loving our new 9am church schedule will quickly change in favor of 11am.