AprilandJake.com

 
         .                  *                     * 
               *        .          *        .   .       .
       .         .            .          .     *       
    *     ,_          *   .-.-------.                 .
        __(_\   .        / /^\\       \ *      .       . 
      ~( _ )    ___      \\_/ /_______/     .----------.-.
    ^^ / />>^^,/ _ )~ ^^/[_=/]______]^^^^^^/        / /^\ \^^^
             /_/< \\   /_(=/ (o)  (o)      \________\ \=/ /
                              ~    ~       [________[\____]\
       ^^^               ^^                (o)    (o)`\=)_\
 

You shot 1072 pounds of meat. However, you were only able to carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.

Ascii art credits go to jsconf markup source creator.