Tag: 'baby'
Church as it could be
Perhaps I should say, "church as it will be." This morning, as I was tying my tie for my Sunday frock and April and I looked on into the mirror, I said, "If we had a baby, we'd have to get up an hour earlier." And here is the scenario we postulated:
- Wake up baby
- Change baby
- Feed baby
- Bathe baby
- Baby poohs in the bath
- Change bath
- Clean baby
- Clothe baby
- Put down baby
- Parent showers
- Other parent showers
- Feed baby
- Burp baby
- Baby barfs
- Change baby clothes
- Get baby in car seat
- Drive to church
- Unload baby
- Find a seat
- Baby poohs
- Change baby
- Return to meeting only to discover Sunday school has already started
April was quick to point out that, "With that kind of schedule, you'd need to get up 2 hours earlier." Perhaps we just will. Then all this talk about me loving our new 9am church schedule will quickly change in favor of 11am.
Dilly Dilly
Ha! Ultra dilly dilly technology has shown the blueness of our future life. Snap! Crackle, and pop! T'aint we lucky?!

